I apologize for the lack of postings. I have been very busy. I have been away, at a special month-long seminar held by the brilliant “Countess von Shoulderpads.” Watch the video below for details.
Check back in a couple weeks for information about the gunky black SLURRY GECKO. They live in the abandoned coal mines of Appalachia. The Slurry Gecko is the love-child of coal mine slurry and Mountain Dew. You know how when you mix egg yolks with lime juice there’s a chemical reaction and you get key lime pie? It’s like that, except instead of getting a delicious dessert whose preparation won’t overheat your house in the summertime, you get… a large, eyeless salamander that’s covered in a sticky, tar-like substance and lives on heavily polluted water filled with human excrement!
Take care!
