American Gothic Haberdashery With Mark & Paige

Here is a watercolor/gouache portrait of Paige and her fiancee Mark, both good friends of mine. Hooray! Happy Birthday, Paige!

Bellyrama!

I apologize for the lack of postings. I have been very busy. I have been away, at a special month-long seminar held by the brilliant “Countess von Shoulderpads.” Watch the video below for details.

Check back in a couple weeks for information about the gunky black SLURRY GECKO. They live in the abandoned coal mines of Appalachia. The Slurry Gecko is the love-child of coal mine slurry and Mountain Dew. You know how when you mix egg yolks with lime juice there’s a chemical reaction and you get key lime pie? It’s like that, except instead of getting a delicious dessert whose preparation won’t overheat your house in the summertime, you get… a large, eyeless salamander that’s covered in a sticky, tar-like substance and lives on heavily polluted water filled with human excrement!

Take care!

Thattaway, color

Thattaway!

Three posts in one day?

What is this world coming to?

Man, who knows…

I haven’t been posting a whole lot lately so I’m making up for it now.

Vengeance is mine, and I will repay

Anna Karenina-

And here’s Maggie modeling the shirt I designed for my school, PNCA-

Andy’s Smirk

Happy 26th Birthday, Andy!

Speech Bubbles

It’s Showtime!

Check it. I’m having a show at a rad little art store here in Portland called Muse Art & Design. They sell top notch art supplies for real good prices. I’ll be hanging tomorrow evening, so the show will be up and ready for viewing on Thursday, May 21st. Go check it out!

Mon-Sat: 11am-6pm
Sun: 12pm-5pm

4224 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, Oregon 97215

503.231.8704

Hooraaahh!

Some words